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You do not need pasta. - Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

(via liverelentlessly)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

(via hellofromwonderland)

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me. - A novel written by me (via lunabriluna)

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You were my cup of tea, I drink coffee now. - 10 word story #2 by E.K. (via greenhoused)

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stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

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If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph. - Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

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